Barbi, an internet famous fitness selfie queen, is left lost in the wilderness after her first date with a cute outdoorsy guy goes horribly wrong and he falls off a cliff to his doom. Naturally she is lost without cell service, supplies or survival skills and begins her journey with her face stuck in her phone, thus missing the huge evil alien mothership blowing up a Homeland Security airplane out of the sky.
As surviving agents scramble a counter attack on the ground and try to protect their top secret mission, Barbi meets Agent Radcliffe, Earth’s the last hope. Through a series of misadventures, Barbi realizes that she must change her ways to become a better person which leads her to face her fears and helps save the world from the alien invasion. #worstdayever
90min / 4K / 5.1 / Stereo
“House Bunny” VS “Predator”
Being a world famous internet selfie queen is a hard and lonely business since Barbi can’t possibly be seen with any guy with less than 100k followers. She finally meets the hottest guy on Tinder who invites her to a free climbing sesh on their first date, thinking that she’s an expert. When he falls off the cliff to his doom, Babri is left at the top with no supplies, no cell service, no sense of direction and zero survival skills.
Being a millennial who is used to keeping her head directly connected to her phone, Barbi spends a lot of time looking for cell service and misses the little things, like the beauty of nature, hiking trails, and that huge Alien Mothership blowing up a government plane out of the sky carrying a suitcase full of secrets.
As surviving Homeland Security Agents come out of the woodwork looking for a rouge double agent who is still at large, all Barbi cares about is who their cell provider is – it’s NASA, by the way.
Oblivious to the bigger and more pressing issues – like an evil alien invasion, she completely misses it while going through a series of misadventures only someone of her caliber would. From getting pissed on by a skunk, hanging from a cliff for dear life with a bear sniffing around, to waking up after a tripping balls on mushrooms with a sore butt and married to three touchy-feely Grey Aliens.
Barbi has one chance to get out of there when she falls into the arms of Kenny Radcliffe, the final weapon the government has against the evil aliens. He tells her how to get out, unfortunately she is caught in one of her daydreams… dreams of him oiling his many… many muscles, to hear his directions. Such is Barbi’s lot in life.
The final straw that breaks her back is when she runs into her selfie queen rival who tells her that she’s been knocked off her pedestal since she didn’t upload for two days. Defeated and well aware that her internet glory days are over, Barbi runs into a very injured Kenny who reveals the intergalactic situation to her just as the evil mothership catches him in it’s death-ray. Barbi escapes only to finally realize that she needs to change her wicked ways and start to become a better person. She pivots and returns to the alien scene, grabs Agent Radcliffe’s weapon and blows the mothership away.
With this impressive display, she is offered a job working in that branch of the government which she wholeheartedly accepts to become agent “Ronin.” Named after Kenny’s favorite sushi joint in SOHO.
IMAGES & CLIPS
StormGod Studios & We Are VanGuard Films Presents |
A Vera VanGuard & Edward G. Negron Production | “Breaking Barbi” | Starring Vera VanGuard
with Kyle Clarke, Amy Johnston, Jed Rowan, Jenna Sativa, Johnathan Carroll and Paul Logan
Edited by Edward G. Negron | Cinematography by Matt Steinauer | Executive Producer Vera VanGuard
Written by Vera VanGuard & Edward G. Negron
Directed by Edward G. Negron