STORMGOD STUDIOS & WE ARE VANGUARD FILMS PRESENTS |
A VERA VANGUARD & EDWARD G. NEGRON PRODUCTION | “BREAKING BARBI” |
STARRING VERA VANGUARD WITH KYLE CLARKE, AMY JOHNSTON, AND PAUL LOGAN
EDITED BY EDWARD G. NEGRON | CINEMATOGRAPHY BY MATT STEINAUER | SOUND DESIGNER JOHN CAPO | PRODUCER VERA VANGUARD
WRITTEN BY VERA VANGUARD & EDWARD G. NEGRON
DIRECTED BY EDWARD G. NEGRON
Stop The Selfies, Save The World!
Barbi, a famous fitness selfie queen, is lost in the wilderness after her first date with a cute guy goes horribly wrong. Lost without cell service, supplies or survival skills, she begins a harrowing journey back to civilization with her face buried in her phone. Distracted by selfies, she misses a huge alien mothership shooting down a Homeland Security airplane.
Now, as surviving agents counter attack on the ground to protect their top secret mission, Barbi meets Agent Radcliffe, Earth’s last hope. Through a series of misadventures, Barbi realizes that she must change her ways to become a better person. She faces her fear of losing fame and saves the world from the alien invasion. #thestruggleisreal
90min / 4K / 5.1 / Stereo
“House Bunny” VS “Predator”
Being a world famous selfie queen is a hard and lonely business for Barbi, who can’t possibly be seen with any guy with less than 100k followers. Finally, the hottest guy on Tinder invites her to a free climbing sesh on their first date, thinking she’s an expert. When he has an epic climbing fail, Babri is left at the top with no supplies, no cell service, no sense of direction and zero survival skills.
A girl used to keeping her head directly connected to her phone, Barbi searches for bars and misses the little things: the beauty of nature, hiking trails, and that huge Alien Mothership blowing up a government plane carrying a suitcase full of secrets.
As surviving Homeland Security agents scramble a defense, Barbi, oblivious to bigger and more pressing issues – like an evil alien invasion, goes through a series of misadventures. From wild animal attacks to waking up with a sore butt and apparently married to three touchy-feely Grey Aliens, Barbi has one chance to get out when she falls into the arms of Agent Kenny Radcliffe.
He tells her how to get out, unfortunately she is caught in one of her daydreams… dreams of him oiling his many… many muscles, to hear his directions.
Well aware that her fame and glory days are over, Barbi runs into her selfie queen rival who destroys her delusions completely. Devastated with nothing left to live for, Barbi bumps back into Kenny, injured from a long hand to hand battle and now caught in an alien death ray. Escaping, she realizes that she needs to change herself into the person she posts all those inspirational quotes about. She pivots and returns to the alien scene, grabs Agent Radcliffe’s weapon and blows the mothership away.
Impressed with this display, Kenny offers her a job working in his secret branch of the government. She wholeheartedly accepts to become agent “Ronin.” Named after Kenny’s favorite sushi joint in SOHO.